So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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