It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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