# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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