I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
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suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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