you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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