i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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