no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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