she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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