I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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