Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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