Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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