connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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