Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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