I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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