sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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