She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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