Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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