im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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