he shaved USA in his pubs
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This is my gift to your gina
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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