how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
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Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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