NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
