in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Too much gin, very little bucket
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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