I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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