Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Let's paint friendship bongs
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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