I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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