You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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