Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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