party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Less talking, more tequila
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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