you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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