Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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