I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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