what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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