we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It's blow job season.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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