I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
