don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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