Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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