i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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