spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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