My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
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Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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