Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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