They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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