Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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