Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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