I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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