Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Randomize
