yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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