So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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