I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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