you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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