So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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