have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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