We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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