The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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