I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
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i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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He better not be in your backpack
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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