i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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