What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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