I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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