i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
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I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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