Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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