physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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