she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
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She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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